Kevin Schneider
AVP, Solutions Sr. Lead @ Zurich North America
Industry: Banking & Finance
They tried to list their past companies, but LinkedIn flagged it as classified by the Resume Syndicate.
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A corporate unicorn forged in the fires of onboarding videos and forgotten OKRs, Kevin Schneider, AVP, Solutions Sr. Lead at Zurich North America, credited with introducing 'low-hanging fruit' as a core strategy despite never picking any. Currently orchestrating chaos with all the elegance of a jazz hands performance. They pitch ideas like they're TED Talks, but execute them like group projects from college.
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