Say hello to the overlord of pointless calendar invites and vague objectives, Kevin Ruskin, Chief Information Officer at Bank of America Merrill Lynch, holds the corporate record for longest metaphor involving a boat, a journey, and some kind of lighthouse. Currently advocating for innovation while blocking every attempt at it. Like a motivational poster come to life, but slightly more cryptic and significantly more caffeinated.
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