Kelly Austin

Assistant Vice President of Development @ Jefferson Health

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Industry: Healthcare

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A corporate unicorn forged in the fires of onboarding videos and forgotten OKRs, Kelly Austin, Assistant Vice President of Development at Jefferson Health, so innovative, they suggested digitizing paper memos with a camcorder. Currently rewriting job descriptions mid-sentence. Their presence is felt, like static shock from a CRT monitor.

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