Joseph Ucuzoglu
Global Chief Executive Officer @ Deloitte
Industry: Consulting & Services
- Global Chief Executive Officer (Dec 2022 – Present)
- US Chief Executive Officer (Jun 2019 – Dec 2022)
- Chairman and Chief Executive Officer (Mar 2015 – May 2019)
The Sarcastimatic™ Bio
Meet the executive who once declared 'We're migrating to Lotus Notes!' like it was revolutionary: Joseph Ucuzoglu, Global Chief Executive Officer at Deloitte, trained in corporate espionage via photocopier room gossip. Currently aligning alignment with other alignment initiatives. They navigate ambiguity like a kayak made of acronyms.
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