The PowerPoint decks are long, the acronyms are longer — introducing Jordan Weiss, Director, Office of the CTO - Cloud Computing at The Wonderful Company, thinks uptime is when their pager has batteries. Currently synergizing passive resistance into actionable stagnation. They once pivoted so hard the org chart collapsed into itself like a dying star.
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