This is the person who once used ‘moving forward’ 12 times in a single Slack message: John Rekenthaler, Chief Executive Officer at Morningstar, a change agent who mostly changes deadlines and meeting agendas. Currently synergizing passive resistance into actionable stagnation. We're still unclear what they do, but HR assures us it's important and involves many dashboards.
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