John Rekenthaler
Chief Executive Officer @ Morningstar
Industry: Banking & Finance
- VP, Research ( – Present)
The Sarcastimatic™ Bio
Wears strategy goggles but sees only buzzwords: John Rekenthaler, Chief Executive Officer at Morningstar, holds the corporate record for longest metaphor involving a boat, a journey, and some kind of lighthouse. Currently building trust one vague memo at a time. They think the cloud is just a phase, like Napster.
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