John Pettine
Vice President & System Chief Medical Officer, Clinical Efficiency @ Jefferson Health
Industry: Healthcare
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This is the visionary who still refers to PowerPoint as 'the future of storytelling': John Pettine, Vice President & System Chief Medical Officer, Clinical Efficiency at Jefferson Health, believes 'streamlining' means faxing faster. Currently optimizing fax machine throughput for peak synergy. We're still unclear what they do, but HR assures us it's important and involves many dashboards.
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