John Pettine
Vice President & System Chief Medical Officer, Clinical Efficiency @ Jefferson Health
Industry: Healthcare
Their past companies were consumed by the LinkedIn algorithm. Sacrificed for engagement.
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This is the visionary who still refers to PowerPoint as 'the future of storytelling': John Pettine, Vice President & System Chief Medical Officer, Clinical Efficiency at Jefferson Health, known for aligning teams in opposite directions while sipping cold brew and quoting leadership blogs. Currently performing strategic avoidance under executive spotlight. They show up, speak in frameworks, and leave a trail of action items no one understands.
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