The human equivalent of a 56k modem handshake noise: John Mizzi, Sr. Vice President & Chief Operating Officer, U.S. Middle Market at Zurich North America, holds the corporate record for longest metaphor involving a boat, a journey, and some kind of lighthouse. Currently orchestrating chaos with all the elegance of a jazz hands performance. They once gave a keynote entirely from a printed Excel spreadsheet.
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