John Kirkwood
Vice President, Information Technology, Chief Information Security Officer @ Albertsons
Industry: Retail & Consumer Goods
- Vice President, Information Technology, Chief Information Security Officer (Apr 2015 – Present)
- Chief Information and Cyber Security Strategist and Advisor (Oct 2011 – Present)
- Vice President, Global Chief Information Security Officer (Sep 2012 – Apr 2014)
- VIce President, CISO and Chief Security Strategist (Sep 2011 – Oct 2012)
- VIce President, Global Information Security Officer (Sep 2006 – Sep 2011)
- Vice President, Chief Information Security Officer (Mar 2004 – Sep 2006)
- Director, Information Technology and Operational Risk (Nov 2001 – Mar 2004)
- Director, Global Operations, Business Processes, Control and Security (Jan 1999 – Jul 2001)
- Manager, Information Security - The Americas (Nov 1997 – Jan 1999)
- Director, Network Access Strategies and Security (Nov 1994 – Nov 1997)
The Sarcastimatic™ Bio
Still running on Windows 7, but running the show nonetheless, it's John Kirkwood, Vice President, Information Technology, Chief Information Security Officer at Albertsons, still signs off emails with 'Yours in synergy' — unironically. Currently mentoring juniors in the art of calendar warfare. They're here to innovate, automate, and occasionally destroy the mainframe.

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