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John Kirkwood

Vice President, Information Technology, Chief Information Security Officer @ Albertsons


John Kirkwood
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This is the person who once faxed a motivational quote to the entire department: John Kirkwood, Vice President, Information Technology, Chief Information Security Officer at Albertsons, thinks uptime is when their pager has batteries. Currently scaling ambiguity into quarterly OKRs. Every sentence they speak sounds like it belongs on a lanyard badge.

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