John Hoffman
Vice President Risk Engineering @ Zurich North America
Industry: Banking & Finance
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The human equivalent of a 56k modem handshake noise: John Hoffman, Vice President Risk Engineering at Zurich North America, so good at delegating, their own responsibilities are still pending from Q2 last year. Currently orchestrating chaos with all the elegance of a jazz hands performance. They once said ‘culture eats strategy for breakfast’ while approving 12-hour workdays.
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