John Hoffman
Vice President Risk Engineering @ Zurich North America
Industry: Banking & Finance
Their résumé entered LinkedIn’s black hole. Only endorsements survived.
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Meet the executive who once declared 'We're migrating to Lotus Notes!' like it was revolutionary: John Hoffman, Vice President Risk Engineering at Zurich North America, has a sixth sense for when to say ‘let’s circle back’ and avoid next steps. Currently translating buzzwords into even more refined buzzwords. They once got locked out of a Zoom call and held a whiteboard meeting in the break room instead.
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