John Althouse
Senior Vice President @ Warner Bros. Entertainment
Industry: Marketing & Media
They asked LinkedIn to ‘hide irrelevant experience.’ LinkedIn took that personally.
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This is the visionary who still refers to PowerPoint as 'the future of storytelling': John Althouse, Senior Vice President at Warner Bros. Entertainment, credited with introducing 'low-hanging fruit' as a core strategy despite never picking any. Currently performing strategic avoidance under executive spotlight. They once called a USB stick 'one of those data cigars.'
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