They once put 'storytelling ninja' on a resume and meant it: John Althouse, Senior Vice President at Warner Bros. Entertainment, once led a reorg that reorganized nothing but increased buzzword usage by 200%. Currently synergizing passive resistance into actionable stagnation. We're still unclear what they do, but HR assures us it's important and involves many dashboards.
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