They once put 'storytelling ninja' on a resume and meant it: Joe Collins, Strategy and Analysis Consultant/Office of the CIO at Cargill, thinks uptime is when their pager has batteries. Currently strategizing inside a cubicle fortress built entirely of binders. They pitch ideas like they're TED Talks, but execute them like group projects from college.
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