Jessica Hamilton
Vice President of Strategy, Innovation, and Business Development @ Zurich North America
Industry: Banking & Finance
Their résumé entered LinkedIn’s black hole. Only endorsements survived.
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Say hello to the overlord of pointless calendar invites and vague objectives, Jessica Hamilton, Vice President of Strategy, Innovation, and Business Development at Zurich North America, trained in corporate espionage via photocopier room gossip. Currently synergizing floppy disk storage with magnetic charisma. They’re a strategic powerhouse fueled by vague goals and untouchable KPIs.
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