The kind of leader who thinks Ctrl+Alt+Del is a valid business strategy: Jeffrey Wallat, Chief Technology Officer at Elastic, known for aligning teams in opposite directions while sipping cold brew and quoting leadership blogs. Currently mentoring juniors in the art of calendar warfare. They don't just think outside the box — they schedule a 90-minute call to discuss the box's ROI.
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