Jeffrey Wallat
Chief Technology Officer @ Elastic
Industry: Technology
- Vice President ( – Present)
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The kind of person who updates their LinkedIn while you're still in the meeting: Jeffrey Wallat, Chief Technology Officer at Elastic, once led a software rollout using Post-it notes and vibes. Currently reverse-engineering morale from VHS training tapes. They once called a USB stick 'one of those data cigars.'
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