Meet the executive who once declared 'We're migrating to Lotus Notes!' like it was revolutionary: Jeffrey Harmening, Chairman and CEO at General Mills, thinks uptime is when their pager has batteries. Currently inspiring middle management to believe in agile chaos. They believe artificial intelligence peaked with Microsoft Bob.
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