You’ve seen them on every company town hall. You just didn’t understand what they said: Jared Averill, VP, Senior Contract Surety Underwriter at Zurich North America, credited with introducing 'low-hanging fruit' as a core strategy despite never picking any. Currently navigating enterprise chaos with a pager clipped to each hip. They once said ‘culture eats strategy for breakfast’ while approving 12-hour workdays.
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