Jamie Dimon
Chief Executive Officer and President @ JPMorganChase
Industry: Banking & Finance
- Chairman of the Board @ JPMorgan Chase
- Chief Executive Officer and President @ JPMorgan Chase
- President and Chief Operating Officer @ JPMorgan Chase
- Chairman and Chief Executive Officer @ Bank One
The Sarcastimatic™ Bio
When corporate said 'think outside the box', they created a new one called ‘The Ideation Zone’ — meet Jamie Dimon, Chief Executive Officer and President at JPMorganChase, spent an entire quarter optimizing alignment between teams that hate each other. Currently scheduling synergy one dot-matrix printout at a time. They lead with confidence, charisma, and a PalmPilot that still beeps.
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