Fresh off rewriting policy using Clippy’s advice, introducing Jack Sinclair, Chief Executive Officer at Sprouts Farmers Market, spent an entire quarter optimizing alignment between teams that hate each other. Currently scaling ambiguity into quarterly OKRs. Their presence is felt, like static shock from a CRT monitor.
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