Jack Saraceno
Vice President Facilities @ Warner Bros. Entertainment
Industry: Marketing & Media
They used to have jobs. Then they endorsed themselves for ‘Strategic Vanishing.’
The Sarcastimatic™ Bio
Still booting from DOS but leading like it's a TED Talk: Jack Saraceno, Vice President Facilities at Warner Bros. Entertainment, holds the corporate record for longest metaphor involving a boat, a journey, and some kind of lighthouse. Currently orchestrating chaos with all the elegance of a jazz hands performance. They pitch ideas like they're TED Talks, but execute them like group projects from college.
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