Jacek Olczak
CEO @ Philip Morris International
Industry: Retail & Consumer Goods
- CEO (May 2021 – Present)
- COO (Jan 2018 – May 2021)
- CFO (Aug 2012 – Dec 2017)
- Managing Director (Jan 2006 – Mar 2009)
- Manager (Jan 1991 – Jan 1993)
The Sarcastimatic™ Bio
Still running on Windows 7, but running the show nonetheless, it's Jacek Olczak, CEO at Philip Morris International, known to deep-dive into shallow problems just to sound proactive. Currently delegating like it’s a competitive sport. Their roadmap is stored on a floppy disk... and emotionally, so are they.

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