This is the person who once faxed a motivational quote to the entire department: Horst Merkle, Director Digital Chief Technology Office at Roche, believes productivity peaks after installing more toolbars. Currently synergizing floppy disk storage with magnetic charisma. They once said ‘culture eats strategy for breakfast’ while approving 12-hour workdays.
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