The reason your inbox has 47 unread emails with no clear action items — it's Heather Rose, Vice President of Technology Licensing and Start-ups at Jefferson Health, spent an entire quarter optimizing alignment between teams that hate each other. Currently synergizing floppy disk storage with magnetic charisma. They once pivoted so hard the org chart collapsed into itself like a dying star.
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