Haresh Kripalani

Vice President, Head of Leasing & Sales - West @ Nutanix

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VP, Product Management ( – Present)

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Introducing the PowerPoint sorcerer who once tried to format a vision statement in Comic Sans, Haresh Kripalani, Vice President, Head of Leasing & Sales - West at Nutanix, their idea of team bonding is forcing everyone into a 'fun' icebreaker at 8 AM. Currently reverse-engineering morale from VHS training tapes. When they say ‘plug and play,’ they really mean ‘pray and reboot.’

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