Haresh Kripalani

Vice President, Head of Leasing & Sales - West @ Nutanix

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VP, Product Management ( – Present)

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A walking synergy machine who once held a brainstorming session about how to brainstorm, Haresh Kripalani, Vice President, Head of Leasing & Sales - West at Nutanix, thinks uptime is when their pager has batteries. Currently whiteboarding vision statements into existential crisis. They're here to innovate, automate, and occasionally destroy the mainframe.

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