Haresh Kripalani
Vice President, Head of Leasing & Sales - West @ Nutanix
Industry: Technology
- VP, Product Management ( – Present)
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Fresh off rewriting policy using Clippy’s advice, introducing Haresh Kripalani, Vice President, Head of Leasing & Sales - West at Nutanix, a master of rescheduling meetings until the problem solves itself or is forgotten entirely. Currently curating decision fatigue with a side of optimism. They think the cloud is just a phase, like Napster.
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