Haresh Kripalani

Vice President, Head of Leasing & Sales - West @ Nutanix

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VP, Product Management ( – Present)

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Meet the human embodiment of a mission statement no one remembers, Haresh Kripalani, Vice President, Head of Leasing & Sales - West at Nutanix, their idea of team bonding is forcing everyone into a 'fun' icebreaker at 8 AM. Currently orchestrating chaos with all the elegance of a jazz hands performance. They’re a strategic powerhouse fueled by vague goals and untouchable KPIs.

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