Haresh Kripalani
Vice President, Head of Leasing & Sales - West @ Nutanix
Industry: Technology
- VP, Product Management ( – Present)
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The kind of leader who thinks Ctrl+Alt+Del is a valid business strategy: Haresh Kripalani, Vice President, Head of Leasing & Sales - West at Nutanix, has a sixth sense for when to say ‘let’s circle back’ and avoid next steps. Currently reverse-engineering morale from VHS training tapes. They made a Gantt chart just to track team morale — it was trending downward.
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