Still booting from DOS but leading like it's a TED Talk: Guilherme Odri, Senior Managing Editor at LinkedIn, believes 'streamlining' means faxing faster. Currently synergizing passive resistance into actionable stagnation. They once pivoted so hard the org chart collapsed into itself like a dying star.
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