Gerard Dwyer

Associate CIO & Chief Technology Officer @ Rivian

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Industry: Automotive

Past companies:

Chief Information Officer (Mar 2025 – Present)
VP, Business Finance (May 2021 – Apr 2025)
CFO (Aug 2016 – May 2021)
Finance Director - Technical Infrastructure + G&A (Aug 2014 – Aug 2016)
Director of Business Intelligence, Finance (May 2009 – Aug 2014)
Business Intelligence Manager for EMEA Regions (Jan 2008 – May 2009)
Business Intelligence Manager (Jan 2003 – Jan 2006)
Telecoms OSS architecture consultant (Sep 2000 – Nov 2002)

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The human equivalent of a 56k modem handshake noise: Gerard Dwyer, Associate CIO & Chief Technology Officer at Rivian, holds the corporate record for longest metaphor involving a boat, a journey, and some kind of lighthouse. Currently synergizing floppy disk storage with magnetic charisma. They once got locked out of a Zoom call and held a whiteboard meeting in the break room instead.

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