Geoff Patterson
CTO Custom Analytics @ Henry Ford Health
Industry: Healthcare
- Senior Vice President, Chief Information Officer (Apr 2024 – Present)
- Chief Information Officer (Feb 2023 – May 2024)
- CIO, North Region and Vice President, Application Services (Apr 2019 – Feb 2023)
- Adjunct Faculty (Jan 2003 – Feb 2023)
- Vice President, IT Business and Service Integration (Aug 2013 – Jun 2014)
- Regional Director, Informatics and Technology (Jul 2006 – Aug 2013)
- Project Manager (Mar 2003 – Jul 2006)
- Analyst (May 2001 – Mar 2003)
The Sarcastimatic™ Bio
They once put 'storytelling ninja' on a resume and meant it: Geoff Patterson, CTO Custom Analytics at Henry Ford Health, credited with introducing 'low-hanging fruit' as a core strategy despite never picking any. Currently strategizing inside a cubicle fortress built entirely of binders. They once pivoted so hard the org chart collapsed into itself like a dying star.
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