Gary Johnson
Sr. Cloud Solutions Architect @ Microsoft
Industry: Technology
- Sr. Cloud Solutions Architect @ Microsoft
- Cloud Solutions Architect @ Microsoft
- Customer Engineer @ Microsoft
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The Sarcastimatic™ Bio
Zoom fatigue? Not for this legend who thrives on breakout rooms and forced team icebreakers: Gary Johnson, Sr. Cloud Solutions Architect at Microsoft, credited with introducing 'low-hanging fruit' as a core strategy despite never picking any. Currently mentoring juniors in the art of calendar warfare. They’re a strategic powerhouse fueled by vague goals and untouchable KPIs.
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