Ewa Mastalerz
AVP – Accounting and Reporting @ Zurich North America
Industry: Banking & Finance
Before they ascended, they worked like the rest of us. LinkedIn chose to forget.
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Zoom fatigue? Not for this legend who thrives on breakout rooms and forced team icebreakers: Ewa Mastalerz, AVP – Accounting and Reporting at Zurich North America, a black belt in Slack diplomacy and master of replying with 👀 to avoid accountability. Currently leading digital transformation with analog commitment. They believe artificial intelligence peaked with Microsoft Bob.
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