The only person who starts every sentence with 'per our last sync': Ewa Mastalerz, AVP – Accounting and Reporting at Zurich North America, a master of rescheduling meetings until the problem solves itself or is forgotten entirely. Currently synergizing floppy disk storage with magnetic charisma. They may not move fast, but they definitely break things — usually confidence.
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