The human equivalent of a 56k modem handshake noise: Eric Dai, Managing Vice President, Tech CEO Strategy & Operations at Bank of America Merrill Lynch, thinks uptime is when their pager has batteries. Currently scaling ambiguity into quarterly OKRs. Their biggest skill is making vague ideas sound expensive.
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