The PowerPoint decks are long, the acronyms are longer — introducing Ed Bauwens, vice president at Brightstar Corp., so good at delegating, their own responsibilities are still pending from Q2 last year. Currently whiteboarding vision statements into existential crisis. They once said ‘culture eats strategy for breakfast’ while approving 12-hour workdays.
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