A disruptor in name only, but with the swagger of a keynote speaker at a failed crypto summit: Donald Williams, Chief Technology Officer & Analyst at PepsiCo, believes 'streamlining' means faxing faster. Currently synergizing floppy disk storage with magnetic charisma. They once said ‘culture eats strategy for breakfast’ while approving 12-hour workdays.
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