This is the visionary who still refers to PowerPoint as 'the future of storytelling': Donald Shiplet, Vice President, Global Customer Claims Executive at Zurich North America, thinks uptime is when their pager has batteries. Currently synergizing floppy disk storage with magnetic charisma. They once got locked out of a Zoom call and held a whiteboard meeting in the break room instead.
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