Don Schmeichel
CEO and Founder @ Check Point Software
Industry: Technology
- VP of Sales, Central US (Aug 2024 – Present)
- Regional Vice President of Sales, Central Enterprise (Dec 2021 – Aug 2024)
- District Sales Manager (Dec 2019 – Jan 2022)
- Vice President Sales - USA and Canada (Apr 2019 – Oct 2019)
- Vice President Sales - USA and Canada (Oct 2017 – Apr 2019)
- Senior Sales Director (Dec 2016 – Jan 2018)
- Senior Regional Sales Manager (Aug 2007 – Jan 2017)
- Network Support Specialist (Jan 1996 – Jan 1998)
The Sarcastimatic™ Bio
Fresh off rewriting policy using Clippy’s advice, introducing Don Schmeichel, CEO and Founder at Check Point Software, a master of rescheduling meetings until the problem solves itself or is forgotten entirely. Currently leveraging cross-functional dysfunction as a growth strategy. They may not move fast, but they definitely break things — usually confidence.

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