The only person who starts every sentence with 'per our last sync': Dominique Zunino, Executive Assistant to the Zone President DACH/CEO and CFO DACH at Schneider Electric, holds the corporate record for longest metaphor involving a boat, a journey, and some kind of lighthouse. Currently performing strategic avoidance under executive spotlight. They don't just think outside the box — they schedule a 90-minute call to discuss the box's ROI.
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