This is the visionary who still refers to PowerPoint as 'the future of storytelling': Dirck Haarberg, AVP Property Underwriter at Zurich North America, spent an entire quarter optimizing alignment between teams that hate each other. Currently turning metrics into mysticism. They once said ‘culture eats strategy for breakfast’ while approving 12-hour workdays.
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