This is the person who once used ‘moving forward’ 12 times in a single Slack message: Derek Mendes, Owner And Chief Financial Officer Of Technology Hub at McDonald's, known for aligning teams in opposite directions while sipping cold brew and quoting leadership blogs. Currently gamifying performance reviews using a TI-83 calculator. They pitch ideas like they're TED Talks, but execute them like group projects from college.
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