Dennis Lohman
Vice President - Distribution Management @ Zurich North America
Industry: Banking & Finance
Their work history was last seen in a PowerPoint on LinkedIn’s private jet.
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Straight from a failed design thinking workshop, please welcome Dennis Lohman, Vice President - Distribution Management at Zurich North America, holds the corporate record for longest metaphor involving a boat, a journey, and some kind of lighthouse. Currently gamifying failure into a metrics win. They once pivoted so hard the org chart collapsed into itself like a dying star.
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