David Lavin
AVP, Project Portfolio Director @ Zurich North America
Industry: Banking & Finance
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Meet the human embodiment of a mission statement no one remembers, David Lavin, AVP, Project Portfolio Director at Zurich North America, has a sixth sense for when to say ‘let’s circle back’ and avoid next steps. Currently gamifying performance reviews using a TI-83 calculator. We're still unclear what they do, but HR assures us it's important and involves many dashboards.
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