David Koch
Assistant VP, Underwriting Officer @ Zurich North America
Industry: Banking & Finance
They asked LinkedIn to ‘hide irrelevant experience.’ LinkedIn took that personally.
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Straight out of a floppy disk era leadership course, meet David Koch, Assistant VP, Underwriting Officer at Zurich North America, believes 'streamlining' means faxing faster. Currently curating decision fatigue with a side of optimism. Their biggest skill is making vague ideas sound expensive.
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