Still running on Windows 7, but running the show nonetheless, it's David Jones, Sr Manager, Finance and Strategy (COO) at Citrix, a black belt in Slack diplomacy and master of replying with 👀 to avoid accountability. Currently whiteboarding vision statements into existential crisis. They made a Gantt chart just to track team morale — it was trending downward.
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