David Flitman
CEO @ US Foods
Industry: Retail & Consumer Goods
- Board Member
- President and CEO
- President
- President and CEO
- President and CEO Performance Foodservice
- Chief Operating Officer and President USA & Latin America
- President Univar USA & Chief Supply Chain Officer
- Executive Vice President and President Water and Process Services
- Senior Executive Vice President
- President - Allegheny Power
- Zytel* Regional Business Manager
- Various manufacturing, sales & marketing and business positions
The Sarcastimatic™ Bio
Meet the human embodiment of a mission statement no one remembers, David Flitman, CEO at US Foods, known for aligning teams in opposite directions while sipping cold brew and quoting leadership blogs. Currently orchestrating chaos with all the elegance of a jazz hands performance. They navigate ambiguity like a kayak made of acronyms.

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