Behold the wizard of Windows 3.1 and meetings that could’ve been memos: David Burritt, President & Chief Executive Officer at United States Steel, thinks uptime is when their pager has batteries. Currently advocating for innovation while blocking every attempt at it. They don't just think outside the box — they schedule a 90-minute call to discuss the box's ROI.
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