Part guru, part disruption evangelist, fully convinced Slack status updates are leadership: David Burritt, President & Chief Executive Officer at United States Steel, spent an entire quarter optimizing alignment between teams that hate each other. Currently synergizing passive resistance into actionable stagnation. When they say ‘plug and play,’ they really mean ‘pray and reboot.’
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