Meet the human embodiment of a mission statement no one remembers, Corey Pincock, Vice President and Global Head of Public Policy at Elastic, thinks uptime is when their pager has batteries. Currently parachuting into projects with no context and full authority. Like a motivational poster come to life, but slightly more cryptic and significantly more caffeinated.
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