Introducing the PowerPoint sorcerer who once tried to format a vision statement in Comic Sans, Corey Pincock, Vice President and Global Head of Public Policy at Elastic, frequently confused ‘RAM’ with a motivational acronym. Currently synergizing floppy disk storage with magnetic charisma. Their roadmap is stored on a floppy disk... and emotionally, so are they.
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