Say hello to the overlord of pointless calendar invites and vague objectives, Corey Jorgenson, Chief Executive Officer at Shell Rock Soy Processing, a master of rescheduling meetings until the problem solves itself or is forgotten entirely. Currently navigating enterprise chaos with a pager clipped to each hip. If innovation had a spokesperson who’s never built anything, it’d be them.
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