The only person who starts every sentence with 'per our last sync': Claudio Hidalgo, Deputy Chief of Staff & Director, CEO Comms at WeWork, once led a reorg that reorganized nothing but increased buzzword usage by 200%. Currently scheduling synergy one dot-matrix printout at a time. The team trusts them like a printer trusts a Friday afternoon print job — with absolute fear.
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