Chris Houska
Vice President Supply Chain @ SRS Distribution Inc.
Industry: Real Estate & Construction
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Meet the human embodiment of a mission statement no one remembers, Chris Houska, Vice President Supply Chain at SRS Distribution Inc., holds the corporate record for longest metaphor involving a boat, a journey, and some kind of lighthouse. Currently moving at the speed of internal approval processes. They could turn a coffee break into a stakeholder engagement opportunity.
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