This is the person who once used ‘moving forward’ 12 times in a single Slack message: Chris Bachman, VP Safety, Risk and Regulatory Compliance at SRS Distribution Inc., has a sixth sense for when to say ‘let’s circle back’ and avoid next steps. Currently synergizing passive resistance into actionable stagnation. They once pivoted so hard the org chart collapsed into itself like a dying star.
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