Chris Bachman
VP Safety, Risk and Regulatory Compliance @ SRS Distribution Inc.
Industry: Real Estate & Construction
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Fresh off rewriting policy using Clippy’s advice, introducing Chris Bachman, VP Safety, Risk and Regulatory Compliance at SRS Distribution Inc., a master of rescheduling meetings until the problem solves itself or is forgotten entirely. Currently parachuting into projects with no context and full authority. They once gave a keynote entirely from a printed Excel spreadsheet.
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