Chirantan Desai
Chief Executive Officer @ Cloudflare
Industry: Technology
- President, Product & Engineering (Oct 2024 – Present)
- Guest Lecturer (Mar 2022 – Present)
- President and Chief Operating Officer of ServiceNow (Jan 2023 – Jul 2024)
- Chief Operating Officer (Jan 2022 – Jul 2024)
- Chief Product & Engineering Officer (Dec 2016 – Jul 2024)
- Independent Board Director (Dec 2015 – May 2023)
- President, Emerging Technologies Division (Sep 2013 – Dec 2016)
The Sarcastimatic™ Bio
The human equivalent of a 56k modem handshake noise: Chirantan Desai, Chief Executive Officer at Cloudflare, once led a reorg that reorganized nothing but increased buzzword usage by 200%. Currently rebooting expectations like a Windows 95 startup chime. Their presence is felt, like static shock from a CRT monitor.
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