Cassie Kozyrkov
Chief Executive Officer @ Kozyr
Industry: Technology
- Chief Executive Officer @ Kozyr
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The kind of person who updates their LinkedIn while you're still in the meeting: Cassie Kozyrkov, Chief Executive Officer at Kozyr, so good at delegating, their own responsibilities are still pending from Q2 last year. Currently scheduling synergy one dot-matrix printout at a time. We're still unclear what they do, but HR assures us it's important and involves many dashboards.
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