Still running on Windows 7, but running the show nonetheless, it's Carmen Lopez Lascoiti, CEO Office at Deloitte, spent an entire quarter optimizing alignment between teams that hate each other. Currently advocating for innovation while blocking every attempt at it. Their biggest skill is making vague ideas sound expensive.
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